I think that there is a reason why cows and pigs were considered holy and forbidden by some religions. This is definitely a conspiracy similar to that of the forbidden fruit that man was ordered not to taste. Because once he tastes it , things will never be the same as before. The best and the most appropriate word to describe the taste of these edible evil masterpiece is "ORGASMIC" * (*- if it is done right) and nobody on earth can resist it. These are the only meats that are marinated during their entire life and are ready to serve as steaks and BBQs, seasoned with fire. And to describe the taste of BACON I quote, "are you f**king kidding me.........", the discoverer undoubtedly deserves a MacArthur genius award. So Please put off your death if you can till you taste them, otherwise life is not worth it......